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  • indyanguy
    10-31 04:21 PM
    I have filed for 140/485 EB3 on July 2nd. I am planning to start a EB2 process and carry over the EB3 Priority date to the new application. I have a few questions

    1. My thinking is the process works something like this. I start a new PERM for EB2 while my EB3 140 is pending. After both the EB3 I140 and EB2 PERM are approved, I file for EB2 140 putting in a request to carry my old PD over. Is this correct?
    2. Do I need to be with my GC sponsoring company until both EB3 140 and EB2 PERM are approved? If I use AC21 (after EB3 140 approval), will I still be able to interfile?

    Thanks in advance




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  • amitga
    04-12 07:27 PM
    I am even willing to pay $10K per family member to get a GC. Only condition is that they should process it in the same way as other Premium processing. It should not take years in Name check or any other processing after paying this kind of money.

    Australia has similar plan for parent Visa. Any Permanent Resident can pay Approx 20K Aus$ and get a permanent Resident Visa for parents.




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  • food2006
    08-16 08:00 PM
    I filed my appli 485, 131, and 765 (Both primary and spouse) by myself, and I received all my receipt copy by today, check cashed also. Filed 2nd July. all the best.




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  • rajuram
    02-20 10:12 PM
    Very Very Far.

    Also how far are we from this CIR or SKIL bill being passed ?any thoughts



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  • alterego
    06-21 10:27 PM
    You would be best served with the services of an experienced attorney in this area. This is a rather difficult situation. Any answers on this board are likely to be speculative. Some money spent in this critical juncture would be money well spent.
    From what I can see, you have 2 options, either to continue with your currently approved 140 and file for a 485 or get a new one and try to affix your PD from the old approved 140. Either way once you get to the 485 stage you should be more secure in things, and can then look to invoke AC 21 rules.




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  • deekay
    06-23 05:01 PM
    Although this type of mistake on the I-94 would be an issue of you were solely maintaining H-1B status, because you are considered to be in the U.S. in an authorized period of stay as an Adjustment of Status (AOS) Applicant, the incorrect date on the I-94 should not present a problem for you. Technically your period of authorized stay as an AOS applicant can only end once your AOS application is adjudicated, so the dates listed on the I-94 cards for AOS Applicants are always somewhat arbitrary to begin with. Customarily AOS applicants are issued I-94 cards that are valid for a one-year period, however, if for instance, that year ends, and the I-94 �expires�, the AOS Applicant would still be maintaining valid status so long as the AOS application remains pending.



    In any event, we are not sure if the CPB Deferred Inspection unit will correct this because of the situation above, and we do not feel that the correction is necessary. In addition to continuing to be in period of authorized status as an AOS Applicant, you also have a valid I-797 for H-1B status, and even though you re-entered the U.S. on Advance Parole, you are still eligible for employment pursuant to the H-1B petition.



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  • marty
    01-09 03:28 PM
    don't u come under refugee category? just like Iraqis?

    No. I was born there but was raised abroad.




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  • chanduv23
    11-07 12:52 PM
    look at www.h1bmates.com



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  • wandmaker
    12-30 12:17 PM
    Here is an idea: say we have roughly 500 members out of this vast array of 35000+ members who have the heart and the will to contribute. we get $2000 from each and place it in an escrow trust account that does not release money for expenditure unless we reach $1 mln

    We need to identify number of people who can really make a big chunk of one time contribution (like $500,$1000,$2000), and we should aim at scoring atleast 2000 committed members, so that per person share would be $500. Once we have the pledge from committed members; IV shall announce the fund raising day (instead of fund raising thread) in advance, all committed members will contribute the same day (optimistic).




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  • eastindia
    05-10 10:31 AM
    You nailed it my friend.

    I have been thinking of it for years.

    It has to be discussed very seriously.

    Note: Give me your lawyer email id. I will ask him to charge every question you ask, so he does not have to have any clients except you for his living.

    A lot of lawyers do not charge money for every question you ask if you are their client. You can easily email them and ask questions or post on their intranet. It is part of their service that helps them get more business.

    If your employer is their client, then of course the lawyer may not respond to you. Why should he?



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  • pappu
    05-27 09:41 AM
    Please do not put fake data in your profile.

    Please input real data if you would like others to respond to you and spend time on your post. If you have not started your greencard process, please keep all fields empty.

    Thank you




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  • brad_sk2
    08-14 06:22 PM
    But you cannot apply for first EAD/AP before applying for 485, correct? I would be surprised if we can apply for EAD/AP just after LC or 140 approval and when dates are not current for 485.



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  • smiledentist
    06-21 02:01 PM
    bump...




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  • msyedy
    02-05 01:38 PM
    I have a old EB3 PD Sept 2003 with Company A , and a new EB2 and I140 approved from Company B.
    Can I ask my old company to file for I140 so that I may use the Old PD.

    How can I bear the expenses of the USCIS and attorney's fees, given I am not working at company A.

    Any clues would help.

    I guess the old labor will be invalid by now as it has been already been over 45 after approval.
    Ask a lawyer, because due to this labor substitution rule now you might have a problem. (" A GOOD LAWYER IS A SOLUTION HERE")

    What do you mean by how can you bear the expenses. What a ?
    Do what your company A is asking. I don't think that company A would file it for free.

    Give it out of your pocket, that is how you bear it, work at a gas station, 7 eleven if you have to make more money to give him



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  • senram
    01-20 05:06 PM
    I am speculating this. Elite people in USA predicted this situation in early 90s and they put Country quota. We all knew that countries like UK, Germany, France are Staunch Allies of USA for many decades. So USA did not want those country persons to wait years . India was least favored country in past due to many political reasons. Though it is changing now still USA may like to give preference to many of their close Allies. Canada had TN Visa but India does not have similar thing. If this is a speculation then it is possible to change Country Quota. I strongly believe that it is easier to increase GC quota or recapture bill than removing country quota.

    At this rate...after couple of years the GC backlog will only be restricted to EB-India




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  • delhiguy
    07-02 03:13 PM
    [QUOTE=vinabath]I paid for a 2007 labor for 15k. Now I am screwed.[/QUOTE

    One of my friend was gonna do the same(buying a labor is illegal) , I stopped him , He called me and thanked me...
    Never break rules , Never trust desi consultants...



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  • raydhan
    03-19 04:21 PM
    I guess OKies are lazy guys. Please post your details so we can help do some more than just benefit from the efforts of others assuming Lady Luck would eventually smile anyway so why bother her now!

    Email me at raydhan@hotmail.com

    Thanks.




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  • billu
    08-23 08:47 PM
    H4 visa is the worst possible visa in the world.anytime you file for a h4 visa, there is no premium processing and it usually takes 4-6 months for approval. you cannot work on h4 visa and you are dependent on your spouse. as soon as possible, switch to F1 visa. benefits of F1 visa:

    she will have her own status (in future, god forbid, if you lose ur job, you can always stay in US on F2 until you find another job)

    she can earn on-campus (20hrs/week) and can have a SSN

    after graduation, she will get OPT which will allow her to work immediately after graduation

    Some Univs also offer CPT after 9 months of enrollment on which you can work fulltime if your schedule allows (several of my friends started working full time on CPT and took online/weekend courses)

    you can get ALL in-state benefits on F1 that you would on H4. as long as you can demonstrate that she has been in the state for more than 6 months/1 year (depending on the state)

    Get rid of h4 as soon as possible. that is the worst visa which has kept thousands of professional well qualified persons jobless for years!!




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  • raithedavion
    07-07 01:46 PM
    Thanks for your help. I'm not quite sure what you mean by reading it into a structure and then type cast it to a character pointer...Do you mean read in those bytes into an array or?? Any and all help would be appreciated!




    MatsP
    February 15th, 2005, 02:46 AM
    I have no knowledge of Nikon's lenses.

    But really no-one but you can tell what lens you may need. It depends completely on what your photography style, subjects and conditions are. Same as if I asked you what car I should buy: If I like to drive fast on mountain roads, a sporty model would be great. If I have five kids that need taking to school every day, I need a minivan. If I work as a builder and need to transport material, a proper van or truck is what I need, etc, etc.

    If you do a lot of indoors photos with poor lighting, a big aperture lens is what you need.

    If you do a lot of outdoors wildlife shots, you need a long telephoto lens of some sort (300mm or more), preferrably with a big aperture so that you can get some decent shutter times in morning and evening light conditions as well...

    If you do architecture and need wide-angles, something like the Sigma 12-24mm superwide zoom could come in handy (I'm sure Nikon does something similar, but I just don't know the Nikon lenses well enough to tell you what it is).

    A 100mm (or thereabouts) macro lens is always a good thing, as it allows you to take close-ups, and can double as a portrait lens and any other duty where a 100mm lens is appropriate.

    Think about the situations where your photography has been limited because the lens wasn't doing what you needed it to do, and figure out what lens would do the job for you. Then figure out how to afford it. ;-)

    --
    Mats




    cooldude
    11-02 07:26 PM
    I am able to see my EAD and AP online, but not I-1485. Don't worry, it should be there probaby next week.



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