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  • pr02
    06-19 06:24 PM
    From what I remember about my talk with the INS doctor: A child is administered the Tetanus shot three times in the first year or year and half after birth. There after, the shot needs to be taken every 10 years. What the doc is referring to could be based on his assumption that you have never had a shot earlier. Our doc said the same thing to my wife (I had immunization records that showed I had shots early in life). However, he also mentioned that the INS almost never follows up, and the remaining shots are "advised" not "enforced".

    Hope that helps.




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  • h1bnogc
    08-28 10:20 PM
    Hi,
    I had the same issue. I did not pay attention what I-94 expiration date was stamped by the officer in JFK airport. I had my visa expired earlier than my approved H1B status.
    I was able to fix it couple weeks later at home in Tampa Airport with US Customs and Border Protection. Make sure that you make appointment with them before you go to your nearest international airport. They will take you to secured area where they do all immigration paperwork. See U.S. Customs and Border Protection - Contacts (http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/toolbox/contacts/deferred_inspection/)

    Next time, check the expiration I 94 date before you leave an immigration officer counter at the port of entry. This year, when I came back from vacation, the Immigration Officer at Atlanta airport did the same mistake. I told him that's not right and he fixed it.

    There are 2 dates on your visa stamp:
    1) Visa expiration date
    2) H1B status expiration date.
    Basically u do not need to show them 797 approved form because they can see all info on your visa stamp. But carry 797 with you just in case.

    Misha: how did you convince POE in second time? Thanks for sharing this...




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  • aubGC
    03-19 09:24 AM
    I think, you need 3 latest paystubs for your H1B transfer to another employer..
    Please check with attorney for confirmation...Good Luck to you




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  • ItIsNotFunny
    10-09 05:17 PM
    Leave Nov visa bulletin, I am more interested in November pay check, thank to this economy.

    I like this :)



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  • vinabath
    07-02 03:01 PM
    USCIS and DOS played ping pong on us.

    USCIS played June Fool.

    We are panned.

    I told my wife that I will get her EAD in 3 months. Now what I should I say. I am insulted embarassed.

    I planned to leave my company in 6 months. Now again I am struck.

    I decided to marry a girl just because the dates are current. Now I am struck.

    Oh USCIS(GOD)!!, Why did you do this me?




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  • saps
    01-09 12:19 PM
    Gave you a green :)



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  • clockwork
    09-06 09:42 AM
    3. Internal memo in USCIS not made public about holding visas for EB3 India etc.

    Hey,
    Can you explain what do you mean by holding visa for EB3 India?
    Thanks -




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  • mayitbesoon
    07-10 04:36 PM
    Similar issue here.

    I have been working with my company on EAD for last 6 months.
    I have been asked by HR had asked me if i had valid visa. I said yes. then, i realized, there is no visa, its 'adjustment status'. I tried to explain him. He keeps saying, he understands how EAD works, but the HR office would like to see a copy of 'visa' document. I am sure, what should I give him?.

    In this case, should i provide copy of I-485 receipt? I already sent him my AP documents and I-94 that i got at port of authority.

    Any inputs on what to provide to HR or atleast how to explain that visa is not required, is appreciated.
    Thanks.



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  • cdeneo
    03-26 12:32 PM
    Need advise - bumping this up...

    Many of you must have filed for their AP - can you please share with me what is the best and the safest way to get my application to USCIS?

    I was looking for some tracking to know the app got delivered and do it overnight so it gets there in a day.

    Wasn't sure if UPS/fed-ex delivers to PO box addresses or should I just stick to USPS?

    Also, whether some kind of delivery tracking can be done on PO box addresses?

    Please advise folks... Thanks in advance for your help!




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  • prem_goel
    07-29 07:36 PM
    Ann as always you are so upto the point and quote a valid source in your reply. Thank you so much.



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  • perm2gc
    06-16 09:29 PM
    I am currently living in the US on H4. I will be getting my H1 approval in a couple of weeks.

    What will be my status till Oct 1st from the day my H1 is approved?
    You H1 will aproved from oct 1st only.until that time you will be on H4.

    Do they send a change of status to me as soon as I get my H1 approval? Or do I need to apply for change of status to H1 after I get approval?
    You attorney might have applied while applying your H!.Contact your attorney.

    What will happen if I APPLY for my EAD (from my husband,being on H4) before my H1 is approved?
    You can apply and don't expect that your EAD will come before H1.

    What will happen to my H1 APPROVAL before Oct 1st, if my EAD gets approved on Sept 1st?
    No Chance that can happen with volumes of applications to be filed.To get the receipt date only it make take 5-6 months.

    What will happen if I get my I20 before I apply for EAD or before my H1 is approved?
    I20.can you explain in detail

    Please help me out.

    Thanks
    Please talk to your attorney.My views are personal.




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  • HRPRO
    04-26 11:03 AM
    You definitely need an attorney's representation. Dont waste time mulling over it as more time you waste, bigger the problem.



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  • kumar1305
    11-17 10:01 AM
    I applied for an extension of H1b but haven't got my 797 yet. Is it a must to carry original 797 in order to get license extended in FL,.




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  • rajuram
    02-17 01:17 AM
    There are hardly any efforts now to do targetted email & phone campaigns now. This costs no money, and very little time.

    I had called up Senator John Coryn's office. They told me that currently immigration bills are going nowhere. The Senator still has plans to introduce SKILL bill, but exactly when that will happen is not certain.


    BE HEARD - Thursday, January 18, 2007

    http://hammondlawgroup.blogspot.com/

    AILA has suggested two ways that everyone can let their voice be heard.

    1. Flood congressional inboxes and phone lines: Take 30 seconds to send our pre-scripted CIR support letter to your senators and representatives, and then forward the link to all your pro-immigrant friends. Or pick up the phone and make a personal pitch in support of CIR to congressional staff. You will find the pre-scripted letter and phone numbers for congressional offices at our Congressional Action and Information Center at: http://capwiz.com/aila2

    2) Talk to your elected officials: Attend a local town hall meeting and let your senators and representatives know you support humane and comprehensive reform. You will find a Town Hall Calendar at http://www.aila.org/content/default.aspx?docid=20340, and our Town Hall Tool Kit at http://www.aila.org/content/default.aspx?docid=20175



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  • colors
    09-01 02:11 AM
    Thanks man. I see that there is a different thread going on RFEs on I-485.




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  • gc_bulgaria
    02-12 08:50 PM
    Sorry, if this seems off-topic.

    I'm on H1B visa and my wife is on H4 visa. We file our taxes as a joint return. My wife is currently studying for MS. She has received in-state tuition fees. We received 1098-T from the university. I'm thiking about getting a lifetime learning credit which will reduce my tax bill. My questions are:

    * Are people on H1/H4 allowed to take lifetime learning credit for graduate studies?
    * Will this have any negative effect on our greencard in the future?

    Thanks.

    We have used it. I don't see any negative effects to green card. You are resident for tax purposes.



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  • fromnaija
    02-12 10:51 AM
    Hi,

    I am from the Philadelphia region. I should be able to apply for my I-140 in a week or so. Does anyone know approximately how long it would take me if I applied the NON-Premium way?

    Thanks

    This depends on the service center treating your case. Mine took less than three months at Texas Service Center.




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  • rsrikant
    08-24 03:45 PM
    saw this in murthy...
    looks like the no. of applications are less compared to initial projections. the 300,000 include june, july, aug filers including spouses, kids. also seems the number includes 140 applications, ead, ap.. can't believe if it can be that less including all the above mentioned....

    http://murthy.com/news/n_ombsci.html

    USCIS Filings Surge in July / August 2007
    �MurthyDotCom
    The CIS Ombudsman shared with teleconference participants his estimate of the number of filings made prior to the August 17th deadline for the submission of I-485s (Applications for Adjustment of Status), under the July 2007 Visa Bulletin. According to his estimation, this number may be close to 200,000 filings. Recent reports in the news media placed the number at about 300,000 filings, due to the priority dates becoming current for most employment-based applicants. It is assumed that this number includes the I-485 filings made by applicants whose priority dates became current in June and July 2007, as well as those of spouses and minor children. It is also assumed that the EAD and Advance Parole (AP) filings are being included in this number, as well as the many I-140s that were filed as part of concurrent I-140/I-485 filings during this period. There may have been a surge in filings unrelated to the June and July Visa Bulletins, as well, which were filed to avoid the substantially increased filing fees that went into effect on July 30, 2007.




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  • kumar1
    07-18 01:57 PM
    Sorry admin, I got mad at this guy.




    Prashanthi
    05-08 02:27 PM
    Go ahead and do it, that will not effect your present I-140 and I-485.




    go_guy123
    03-04 10:06 AM
    We guys were discussing proposal for 485 adjudication during retrogession and these guys(USCIS) are moving backwards. Man..when this will end?

    USCIS never talked about "proposal for 485 adjudication during retrogression"
    People were writing their fantasies on this newsgroup



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